i am not the damsel in distress

bibliophile // lover of all things Whedonverse
resident of Shondaland // proud Gryffindor
member of the Lost Orphan is the New Black fandom
femslash shipper // occasional Gleek

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merveiyeux:

@midnight || #TVShowSequels

(via honestlynatalie)


"A remedy to the seven year itch, ..Finally!"

(Source: agrondi, via sararye)


i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

kissmeandshutupp:

im-still-awake:

Bodyyy shots I’m on bottom

Fucking lucky shit

Oh my god😍

(via ebroshair)


“‘If the girl had been worth having she’d have waited for you?’
No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.”

—   F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via wethinkwedream)

(Source: littleblips, via thesuncameupwithnoconclusion)


sugartits-and-smartypants:

inuendo-outuendo:

rizzles trailer {AU}

OH MY FUCKING AMAZE BALLS!!!! CAN I HAVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE LIKE NOW?

WHERE IS THIS FIC

(Source: faberryandmore, via 324b21nerdsbian)


dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

(via 324b21nerdsbian)


shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

(via bookerbethdewitt)


girlslookingforgirls:

http://dreamcatcher0x.tumblr.com

“1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.”


elenamorelli:

{ fields of gold }

(via i-effed-it-all-up)


miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

(Source: kristyskrushers, via thesunshineisfake)


a-gay-fangirl:

What is this from??

What is this from?

(Source: lesbiansilk, via thelesbianguide)


yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via bethisnotdead)


kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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