s5 wish list item #1:
jane and maura attend a sox game and get kiss cam’d
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
dystopiastic asked: ask meme: someone beat me to HP :( SO instead I'll say either night vale or game of thrones, your choice.
Hahaha, today is not my day because I don’t watch Game of Thrones and am criminally behind on Night Vale. My answers for Night Vale are not that interesting, though, because I’m supposed to be listening to ep. 36 with friends tonight, when we finally get to the Tamika developments, I think. Putting that one off until more is revealed! I do get Game of Thrones through dashboard osmosis so that is almost like watching it only without the trauma?
- Favourite Female: Cersei because she is Cruel But Empowered, sleeps with her hot brother, and talks in Mean Girls quotes.
- Favourite Male: Cersei’s brother but the one who she isn’t sleeping with because fandom has so many feelings about him, so so many feelings, and his questionable morality is so questionable, so very questionable they had to alter it for the television, and he is simply so questionably questionably moral that he is therefore worth liking.
- 3 Other Favourite Characters: That lady knight who used to date Tom Hiddleston (but left him for knighthood, go girl!), Sansa because people don’t appreciate her, Natalie Dormer.
- 3 OTPs: Dragon Girl whose name I can’t spell/dragons, Dragon girl/hair bleach, Sansa/Natalie Dormer
- Notp: People Dying In Overly Surprising Ways In A Grimdark Landscape Where Nothing Ever Improves Ever/My Television Set. Sorry, Game of Thrones. I keep meaning to read the books, though!
- Funniest character: Cersei, to go by my dashboard. And that heavyset guy who ppl really love. He comes out with some gifworthy zingers.
- Prettiest character: Def. Sansa, like damn. All the women are gorgeous, though, and so is the incest brother.
- Most Annoying Character: I really could use less of the sad-eyed mom who died on my dashboard, also most of the rest of Sansa’s tragic family could also go. Sorry, Sansa’s tragic family. I DO NOT WATCH YOUR SHOW SO ALL I THINK IS HUH THAT’S SAD GUESS I’LL GO GET SOME CHIPS.
- Most badass character: Sansa’s little sister? She has so far told death not today roughly a million times all over my dashboard.
- Character I’d like as my BFF: Uhhhh. Maybe the lady who ditched Tom Hiddleston to make eyes at the incest brother as a lady knight. She seems level-headed, also like she can fight which is a valuable skill I gather in GRRM world.
- Female Character I’d Marry: Sansa is really hot but I probably wouldn’t value her enough, so Natalie Dormer.
- Male Character I’d Marry: ??? That one dude who loves the Dragon Girl and supports her in every way but she is just not into him, she is into that other dude.
- Character I hate: Joffrey.